Thursday, November 15, 2007

"Vote Robot Overlord: Like You Have a Choice."

Kung Fu Monkey:

John: ... No.
Tyrone: Listen, all I'm asking is that you give the idea a decent --
John: Robot overlords. You are "pro-robot overlords".
Tyrone: They bring world peace, universal health care --
John: At the cost of our freedoms!
Tyrone: MY POINT EXACTLY. We're already giving up our freedoms -- our right to privacy, gone. Warrantless arrest, gone. Right to have your vote counted is super-gone depending on the state you live in, right to stand trial, gone -- we have torture. We already have all the downsides of a supposed robotic takeover, but we're being cheated of the upside! I say, if this is the world we're gonna live in anyway, at least let the robot overlords have their shot. World peace, technological utopia -- and no crime! The robot overlords' crime control is swift and merciless.
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2 comments:

Chris said...

I for one, welcome our new robot overlords!

(Sorry, it had to be done.)

Mike said...

Too true.

Perhaps with robot overlords we'd get the attitude of rebellion which has been largely missing in America.

Perhaps, if the robots did not appear to be happy-go-lucky idiots, people would recognize the loss of our constitutional rights as the serious matters that they are.